NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

a education program proudly promoted by our “bush for brains” president, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. this is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.
bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(see missunderestimated)
an education “plan” by bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. schools with test results of 100%:
none
schools with test results under 100%:
all of them.
children left behind:
all
children benifiting
none
results of nclb
usa 49th in literacy
high school diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
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all of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for nclb is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

but it isn’t unconst-tutional yet because you can opt out. of course, fox would never ever tell you this.
if you’re in high school, opt the f-ck out at www.militaryfreezone.org
another one of dubya’s mistakes. the biggest bullsh-t program ever inst-tuted in the history of the united states, aside from maybe the draft. while partic-p-ting in no child left behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like george w. bush can be pushed through the school year. too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullsh-t too.

we couldn’t have the remedial, general, and advanced cl-sses anymore, can we?
worker: i had to deal with no child left behind, now i work at a gas station.

governer: i was elected governer because i had the best grades out of my high school cl-ss, a whopping 1.7 gpa!

random citizen: de de dee! i are smart! no child left ahead really worked for me!
a f-cked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb f-ck “president” george dubya bush. this system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get a’s for -ss and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
no child left behind is more like no rich child left behind. d-mn bush is the dumbest f-ckin’ r-t-rded b-tch -ss craka in the whole f-ckin world!
otherwise known as “no child left in the behind”. george w. bush p-ssed this law as a means to ensure that -ss babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.

as george w bush was an -ss baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. this was due to his father, george h. w. bush having had much experience with rough gay s-x, and having a texas-sized -sshole. however, since bush understands that this is not often the case with -ss babies, he p-ssed this law. on the p-ssing of this law, bush has commented “every child has the right to life, should they be born from a v-g-n-, or from a gay man’s -ss. if an -n-l c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. i think we americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind.”

many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the american education system. this is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the h-m-s-xual male population.
jim: hey bob, what do you think about the no child left behind law?

bob: i think it’s wrecking our school system. kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.

jim: huh? the no child left behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that -ss babies are born successfully.

bob: well that’s disgusting. why the h-ll did you ask me?

jim: i found out about my -ss pregnancy today.

bob: well that sucks. my boyfriend has it too, i hope the c-section won’t cause any permanent damage.
a program that was started by clinton. yes, clinton. everyone blames bush, but he enforced it while clinton started it.
person 1: wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
person 2: clinton started that, dumbsh-t.