no condom rule

when someone doesn’t want to use a condom, and won’t f-ck with one. generally, the reason is either because your d-ck is too big, you prefer not having your partner feel like plastic, you actually want to get a kid out of s-x, or moral reasons.
case 1: “i’ve got to use the no condom rule, babe. think you can take my size?”

case 2: “condoms are sh-t so i have a no condom rule. enjoy the creampie.”

case 3: “i have a fetish for getting babes pregnant, so i’ve got a no condom rule. are you still dtf?”

case 4: “i practice the no condom rule because i’m catholic. all good catholics use the no condom rule, and we don’t take birth control either!”
at risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) i’m just gonna give a definition:
truth is, i can’t.
i’ve never heard this term before… in my life!
and i’m a h-rny b-st-rd.
so i’m just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

no condom rule:
when you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you’re out of condoms.
no condom rule.
gf: you got protection?
bf: nah, babe. no condom rule.
gf: since when did you have a “no condom rule”.
bf: since i ran out of condoms.
gf: you had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
bf: yeah… that’s another thing i need to say.
gf: who is she?
bf: my right hand.
having s-x with a women and pulling out before you c-m
“wanna no condom rule?”
“yeah but be sure to pull out”
f-cking without a condom but making sure you pull out before you c-m
“wanna do no condom rule?”

“sure but make sure you pull out.”