No Doggy Style
a non gender specific term for the normal results acheived by a chronic poor performer. normally someone in a management position that workers -ssume “must be sleeping with or sucking someone” to have kept their job as long as they have.
the shorten version of:
female- she won’t do it doggy style or get on top, missonary only. if she is involved, she is going to be f-cking up.
male- he won’t do it doggy style or get on top, cowgirl only. if he is involved, he is going to be f-cking up.
how did it go out there today?
(insert any name) set this up, so everything was f-cked up, really no doggy style.
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