No Elton
no elton is another way for saying “no h-m-.” this is usually only used around people who actually know who elton john is. for those of you who don’t, he’s a gay pianist and singer. hence why “elton” is in the place of “h-m-.”
guy 1: if i were a girl, would you date me?
guy 2: definitely man.
guy 1: -looks at guy 2 weirdly-
guy 2: no elton man…
guy 1: oh
a saying synonymous with no h-m- used by h-m-phobes & closed minded teens. seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? do gay people say “no hetero” or “no obama” or whoever the f-ck is hetero, just because closed minded people -ssume they’re str8? no. so grow up kiddies 🙂
shawn: bro im lyk sooo str8! no elton k? no elton!
jake: dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you’re gay or bi or not? get over your h-m-phobia.
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