no fedex


when your group of friends inconsiderable ships a completely unshippipable couple whether it be they hang a lot together or they flirt very subtly with each other, and you just hate them for it because you ship yourself with one of those people being shipped, you ship them with someone else in your school or the world, or they just aren’t right for each other and you feel disgusted every time your friends try to get them to be cuddly and say “awwwwww!”.
“oh my god man, kara and charles are totally for each other, they should go out sometime!”
“no offense but i just feel no fedex between them.”

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