no hand abraham
no hand a’brah’ham (n).
1.) a sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.
2.) a sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the ‘coalition of the willing’ in which the man recites the gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) i began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.
2.) i told her i could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office i had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
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