no hands mommy
when you take a p-ss and don’t wash your hands because you didn’t touch tour p-n-s
friend: ew did u just take a p-ss and not wash your hands
me: no i just did no hands mommy
friend: what that
me: when you don’t touch your p-n-s when u take a p-ss
friend: ooooohhhhh okay, let me try
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