no hitter
unprotected s-x with a pregnant sl-t, who’s carrying another man’s baby, and c-mming inside her.
todd: how’d it go last night?
steve: stopped by this girl’s house, pitched a no hitter.
todd: a “no hitter?”
steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant b-tch.
noun; a j-ck-ff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.
the dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn’t hit the hand. what a f-cking no-hitter.
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