No-J

someone who didn’t do it, but is being pr-nounced guilty anyway. he is the opposite of oj, who did it, but got off scott free.
that no-j was convicted of killing his family. but i think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. if you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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jane needs to let her no-j boyfriend off the hook. just because he has a hot co-worker doesn’t mean they’re doing it.
when someone uses sarcasm to make something hilarious, then goes on to try and continue being funny but fails and looks like a dumb-ss.
guy1: i dont understand how im not clinically insane | guy2: maybe because you’ve never been to a clinic? | guy3: roflmao | guy2: or maybe you went but got kicked out for killing a nurse | guy3: f-cking noj’d it man..
noun.

1. a person with good intentions, who seems to always get the short end of the stick.

he was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. what a noj.
he was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. what a noj.
a superhuman, unshaven geek who releases steam from his head as he works away uncontrollably. often found in the gutter with an empty bottle of bacardi shoved in his nought.
noj smashed a few women last night an ended up on the pump truck.
1.if someone shoots a basketball and the shots doesn’t go in.

2. someone that can’t shoot.
1. (person shoots and airb-lls it) “no j!)

2. man, you have no j!
named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.
that was so noj man = that was so sh-t/cr-p/w-nk man.

you’re a nojing d-ck = you’re a f-cking d-ck