No jello
can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it’s non-offensive and that you’re not jealous “no jello”. used as a “no h-m-” figure of speech.
two dude’s sitting at the pool with their wives
dude #1: “yo, your wife has some nice t-ts. no jello”
dude #2: “righteous, your wife has a phenomenal -ss. no jello.”
– or –
dude #1: i want to f-ck your wife, no jello.
when you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. and you know you’re not jealous.
i really hate her b–bs. they’re way too big, really. no jello.
this man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? no jello, dude.
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