No Lesbo
the feminine heteronormative equivalent of ‘no h-m-‘.
a colloquial expression, often used by chicks after “inadvertently” alluding to or engaging in a decidedly lesbian act. use of this phrase automatically negates any lesbian ambiguity generated by said act, and thus, it is perfectly acceptable for two teenage chicks, or a couple of middle-aged conservative mothers to scissor each other all night long, as long as ‘no lesbo’ is said soon thereafter.
teenage girl #1: that chick over there has a nice rack.
teenage girl #2: yeah, i’d like to munch on her rug all night long.
-fist b-mp-
-both girls look at each suspiciously-
teenage girl #1: no lesbo, though, right?
teenage girl #2: yeah, no lesbo.
said after something potentially “lebian” has been said. also used to state something does not have a lesbian connotation, even though it sounds that way
1.that’s my b-tch,no lesbo .
2.that -ss is huge,no lesbo.
phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds lesbian. see no h-m-.
her -ss is mine, no lesbo.
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