no offense

a phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
“no offense, john, but your mom is a f-cking wh-r-.”

“you’ve got huge b-tch t-ts, patrick… no offense.”
something you say right before you offend the living sh-t out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
thing to say after you say something offensive
a: “no offense, but you smell like sh-t!”

b: “…”
a phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. you say “no offense” right before or after you say something that is insulting. “no offense” allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

it is sometimes followed up by “none taken.” the recipient of the original comment says “none taken” to signal that they were not insulted.
without)
joe: sally, you’ve put on some weight
sally: -slaps the sh-t out of joe-

with)

joe: no offense, sally, you’ve gotten fat
sally: none taken. i guess i should go on a diet. .
1.the 2009 tampa bay buccaneers. they have no offense.

2. something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
1. man the bucs defense played well last week at wembley but their offense just sucked. they have no offense.

2. no offense kipper but your sister has the ugliest b-tch i’ve ever seen. you’d have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
the short line used after a very offensive and usually embarr-ssing statement which supposeably makes everything the ‘sender’ said socially acceptable.
leevon: ohh myy god alaa! your such a little b-tch -ss, stupid pin d-cked, c-ck sucking mother f-cker who smells like absolute sh-t! no offense. =)

alaa: lol (omg im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.
bob: no offense joe, but i hate you so much that i pray for your death daily. you’re just a motherf-cking c-ntlicking son-of-a-b-tch -sswipe that needs to f-ck off and die. you f-ck your mother’s v-lv- for fun.
joe: oh, that’s okay, ’cause you said ‘no offense’.

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