no shit, sherlock
similar to ‘thank you captain obvious’.
something you say to a dumb-ss who points out a completely obvious thing!
dumb-ss: “hey, your head is on fire!”
smart-ss: “yeah, no sh-t, sherlock!”
when you reply to spmebody who has just stated the very obvious ”no sh-t,sherlock’ to imply that yep, everyone knows the answer already and there pr-nouncement has come as no surprise.
sherlock=sherlock holmes, famed detective of yore
”hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers”
”no sh-t, sherlock”
”but like, you’ve got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers”
”no sh-t sherlock, its the latest craze!!”
a way of saying ” no duh ” or ” obviously ” but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically
guy: what color is the sky?
girl: blue ./?
guy: no sh-t, sherlock!
-sshole version of ‘indeed’.
sherlock: it appears as though my obsession with moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.
watson: no sh-t, sherlock.
-sherlock proceeds to kick the sh-t out of watson.-
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