no show
(n.) a person who signs up or talks about attending certain events, but never shows up.
fred: hey, where is bob? i have his name here on the sign up sheet.
lindsey: man, that tool bob never comes when he says he will. what a no show.
1. verb: to not show up to an event/work/etcetera
2. noun: someone who does not show up to an event/work/etcetera
1. he was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he no-showed.
2. he was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he was a no-show.
v., to not show up. basically it’s the verb form of the noun phrase “no show”.
he noshowed for band practice… again…
spurious claim made by a recalcitrant party that an imp-sse results from past-actions of another party when that other party is open to new attempts.
— so she thought he lacked fomo.
— yeah, but, really, he was nogo.
— and now he’s all for not pretext-dwelling on past-cases, but she still takes an obstructionist noshow position.
one who proclaims a particular ethic or commitment yet whose choices and behavior patterns prove otherwise. similar in type to a hypocrite, “no-show” labels someone as untrustworthy, unstable and purposefully two-faced.
“he professes to be such a chrisitan yet he is a no-show to his family and friends and only thinks of himself.”
“mr. jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church.”
(n.) a person or object that fails to turn up when it has been arranged to appear.
adolf hitler: those jews were a no show for thier shower today.
rommel: i guess they thought better never than late, eh?
adolf hitler: yeah.
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