No u
the universal reb-ttal to all arguments.
bob: canadians are nothing but communists
john: no u
no u
no… u
no u
no u
one of the more basic of the many, many variations
the end all to any argument. used when one either has no intelligent argument left, wants to try and use “no u” as an intelligent argument, or want to p-ss someone off. most effective after one has been insulted.
jack: you are a dirty cheating wh-r- for sleeping with my brother!
jill: no u.
jack: -speechless-
used as a reb-ttal.
originated on the glorious 4chan.
when opposing a comment or post : no u!, means “no, you are!”
e.g.
pedofan : you are a f-ggot moot!
moot : no u!
pedofan : you are a f-ggot moot!
moot : no u!
the ultimate trump on the interwebz. ends all arguments and debates.
similar to the religious argument, “you have no faith.”
person 1: …and that’s why you suck.
person 2: no u.
person 1: -head explodes-
“no you”
“your gay”
“nou”
saying no u is a way of pointing out that the person’s comments apply more to himself and is therefore an idiot and a hypocrite. it is considered to be the ultimate trump to any debate or drama on the internet.
this meme originated on the something awful forums where epic flame wars would often erupt. eventually the arguments became so illogical and the insults so repet-tive that often it needed to be pointed out that the op was being a hypocrite.
no u is originated back to simpler days when we as children would engage in what were to be the precursors to forum wars. arguments over common issues would devolve into anarchy as neither party was willing to concede their point. this inevitably led to attacks on character which subsequently devolved into childish name calling which of course would usually finish with no you. a major problem is that it can start an endless loop of no u. these are known “no u wars.”
as long as there are forums where any -sshat with an opinion can post, no u will always have a home. short of ignoring idiotic comments, this is a simple and effective way of pointing out that the op’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject.
european: americans are stupid.
american: no u!
“in actuality what has been stated applies more directly to the former poster than to myself.”
guy 1 – ur gay!!!1!!
guy 2 – no u
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