No x Text


a text message from your partner that does not end with ‘x’. you know you’re in trouble when you get one of these, especially when you’re unaware of the pretext.
‘dude, i just got a text that said ‘i’ve got your flip flops”

‘did it end in with a kiss?’

‘nah. it’s a no x text, man!’

‘oh dear. sh-t gonna hit the fan, bro!’

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