no your not
if you were f-ckin sorry d-ck face then you wouldnt have done it. i hope you enjoy being a slag because the only p-ssy you will ever get is from those of an easy b-tch, or if you decide to bend the other way which i already know you have plenty of expierience in and enjoyed, then i really hope you enjoy the pleasure of some ape c-ming up your hairy fat -ss. grow up and stop acting like a premature little w-nker with no life but to ruin others.
tom harding
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