Noah Craber’d


a form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his p-n-s, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear c-n-l,

and proceeds with intercourse.
person 1: look at that tree to your right!
person 2: i don’t see any…ahh! what are you doing to my ear?!?!
person 1: shut up fool, your getting noah craber’d!

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