nob
british slang term for the p-n-s. typically used as an excellent cheap insult. used in jest (above “moron”, just below “tw-t”, and well below “c-nt”), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit cr-p.
scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. you reply: “don’t be a n-b.”
scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. you say: “hah. he’s such a n-b.”
scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it’s making your n-b hurt.
a derogatory term for an individual or slang for a p-n-s. can also be used as a verb as slang for s-xual intercourse.
1. that guy is such a n-b!
2. did you here, bob n-bbed that girl last night?
a total idiot/ someone stupid
sarah : omg rae ur such a n-b
the word “nøb” is a danish entry for the word “noob”, commonly used in online chat such as mirc. a noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
“f-ck u, u f-cking nøb”
“omfg, that guy was a totally nøb”
derogatory word for the male s-xual organ aka p-n-s.
tom has got a small n-b. he likes to stick his small n-b into dale regularly
the incorrect way of spelling “kn-b”, meaning:
1) p-n-s
2) noun used to describe an idiot or d-ckhead
3) verb “to kn-b” meaning to f-ck
“that kn-b didn’t seem to realise there’s a silent k in there!”
stands for no bull sh-t. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with n-bs
she so doesnt understand n-bs
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