nob job


a jerk; someone who bothers you when you clearly do not want to be bothered. i.e. on the phone, doing homework, talking to someone.;a nag
“boy, brian was being a real n-b job today. wasn’t he?
it means legend, g, n-gg-, home fry, dog, b-tch etc.
sup n-bjob?
n-bjob. your gf is hot bro.
ohhhh n-bjob ohhh yess oh oh.
the name of the activity when a man orally and/or digitally (that’s with his fingers) gratifies a woman.
wow..last night, kurt gave me the best n-b job i have ever had!!!
i made it it means w-nk but its totally better
im going to have a n-b job

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