Nob-shite


noun

person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their s-xual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- “gordon was telling me about how he sh-gged two birds and then j-zzed all over them”
2nd friend-“take no notice, he’s well known as a n-b-sh-te”
1 more definition
insult
the combination of n-b and sh-te. it is the left over material on the p-n-s after -n-l s-x.
n-bsh-te: your mom has a sweet -ss.
lad1: so has your dad n-bsh-te.

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