Nobbiance
the state or condition of an individual consumed with thoughts of fervent s-xual activity. known to sometime cause temporary blindness or mental incontinence.
total l-st accompanied by dangerously rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, blurred vision, salivation, huge smiles and increased blood flow to the genitals.
wow! all i can remember from that aim conversation was that i was drooling all over my wrists and hands and that my rock-hard c-ck was forced into the bottom of my keyboard. i was feeling so much n-bbiance that when my fingers finally touched her wet p-ssy i nearly shot my wad right in my cubicle (143) at work.
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