Nobel Logic
giving an award as part of encouragement or antic-p-tion, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. obama winning the n-bel peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after -ssuming office.
2. failing student: teacher, may i have an a for the semester?
teacher: why should i?
failing student: i believe it will motivate me to get an a in the next semester.
teacher (using n-bel logic): alright, you have an a. however i expect you to get an a next semester.
failing student: unfortunately, i already have an a, so i don’t really need to try next semester, i am already satisfied.
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