Nobjaw
n-bjaw – when you give a dude advice about their personal love life and they say something about you as a thanks in return!
dude: yeah can i have some advice about my love life from you?
you: yeah sure!
dude: well my ex hates this girl who i have led on too much and i wanna get out of her life so what should i do
you: –here you give advice to your dude friend and you are waiting for a thank you–
dude: ok. you seem pretty free and relaxed around –some other dude at school/college/university/work place etc–
you: just wtf has that gotta do with anything ? what an utter n-bjaw!
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