Noble Swedish


when a gentleman and partner consensually engage in this worldly act begining with -n-l s-x until -j-c-l-t–n. then upon completion the c-ck is pulled out and the b-lls and scr-t-m are inserted into the freshly j-zzed in -ss. next, the hot freshly sh-t-c-m glazed sack is removed from the -ss and the gravy coated or ‘swedish’ meatb-lls are presented for the partner to feast upon.
dude, i can’t believe you gave your girl a n-ble swedish on the matterhorn-it is the happiest place on earth!

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