nobody’s property
(1) the t-tle of a song from a 1978 l-ssie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) a 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her ptsd that is, i sh-t you not, 420 pages.
girl 1: i love the ’70s so much i’m listening to n-body’s property!
girl 2: the fictional band from the book?
girl 1: no, a song from the soundtrack of the magic of l-ssie
girl 2: didn’t that bomb in the box office?
girl 1: how would i know? i wasn’t born until 1995.
girl 2: i just finished reading the book. it’s about some singer with ptsd who vapes pot, and no sh-t, it’s 420 pages. the guy who wrote it claims that wasn’t intentional…
girl 1: he sounds like he’s full of sh-t.
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