Nocturnal Admission
a dream in which s-xual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. these are just as disappointing to wake up from as s-xual dreams.
“i had a nocturnal admission last night.”
“aw, man, again?”
“this time it was dartmouth…i cried when i woke up.”
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