nocturnalman
this is a superhero who’s super power is the power to stay awake all night. this superhero does not even see his super power as a strength, he just wants to be able to sleep all night like normal people.
me: “hey nocturnalman, how was your night last night? did you stay up all night fighting crime?”
nocturnalman: “i was up all night again, i just want to sleep.”
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