nofap
the extremely difficult act of not f-cking oneself
man nofap is hard
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when one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven. sh-t! i just burnt my tongue on this god d-mned pizza lollipop!
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the sense of panic created by the suspected loss of one’s phone, prompting the frisking of one’s own body in a frantic attempt to locate said phone. particularly common amongst men wearing cargo shorts with too many pockets. “dude, i was out last night having a great time until i had this m-ssive phanic attack. […]
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not mentally focused here on earth. taking a break from thinking. similar to a sp-ce cadet. jaimie looks like she’s off planet at the moment.
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the face that one makes when coping with a chronic problem, to the point where it seemingly has become permanent. also pbf. person #1: hey, have you seen lisa lately? i haven’t heard from her in a while. person #2: i’d stay away from her until she comes to you. last time i saw her […]