noffie


abbreviation for ‘non-f—ing friendz’, with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you’ve mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who’s savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse…
‘hey, didn’t i see you with your ex again the other day ?’
‘oh, we’re noffies now, it’s great and we’ve moved on…’

‘oooh, who’s that cuteb-m you’re running, along with your steady ?’
‘oh, isn’t he sweet ? he’s gay, so we’re just noffies… though i wouldn’t mind giving him a test run…’

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