noghri
a c-ck-loving hippie male. half way between ktuli-gay and jchawk-gay.
look at that noghri over there pounding that dude’s -ss.
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douche’ concentrate liquid used to flush out bad odors and germs out of a womans v-g-n-.
sindy bought a box of noghri to keep her husband satisfied in bed.
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