nogiigi
a type of nose disease that is contracted when you fall asleep on the toilet and start snoring
child 1: dad where are you?!?!
dad: -snore-
child 1: daddy, you’re sleeping on the toilet… ??
child 2: wake him up!!!! he’s gonna get nogiigi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
child 1&2: (simultaneously) oh sh-t………..
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