nogjob
a s-xual act performed on a male involving the male in question having his t-st-cl-s sucked by another person.
did you see that guy get a nogjob in the alley by that trans-xual hooker?
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the seasonal hand job – one person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons d-ck. proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. viola, a nog job
dude : let’s celebrate christmas the right way, buddy.
other dude : how so, friend?
dude : giving each other a nog job
other dude : sweet!
dude : exactly!
getting a bl-wj-b while leaning against a crate of eggnog. may include the simultaneous drinking of eggnog.
“back when i worked at stop n shop, i brought my girlfriend into the dairy cooler and she gave me a nogjob.”
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