nogmonster
a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sungl-sses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quant-ties of aluminum cans.
“nogmonster” is an elevated version of the term “douchenogger” which defines the same kind of person.
nogmonster would describe a douchenogger who’s way way over-the-top obnoxious.
holy sh-t, that guy over there who i just called a douchenogger has now graduated to nogmonster because he just jumped in the pool with his girlfriend’s extra swimsuit top on. let’s get out of here.
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