Nogtard
abbreviation of “nignog r-t-rd”. a spasticated black sh-t with diarrhoea-juice for brains. walks around with its gob wide open for catching flies. only speaks when stating the bl–dy obvious, for example when it sees someone struggling with 15 asda carrier bags and asks them “have you been shopping?”.
have you seen that gormless black sh-t with its gob wide open?
yeah, that’s the patrick road nogtard. it fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won’t let it back up.
the absolute sp-cker of a man that loves hill ginger biscuits and sargents apple pies. this fat nig-nog is also known as the patrick road chimp and only moves it’s huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. living with the sp-ck dancer, this r-t-rd tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.
nogtard: done some shoppin’ then?
dad:
when a r-t-rd tries to give someone head.
yeah, jamall was such a nog tard last night.
d-mn, girl, your a friggin’ nog tard…
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