Nohomo Erectus
the scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heteros-xual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. this may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.
also see broner
as a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, i achieved a noh-m- erectus.
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