Noisturbating
the act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
jimmy: what is all that racket in jamarcus’s room?
tyrone: almost sounds like jamarcus masturbating.
jimmy: is he noisturbating??
tyrone: probably.
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