Nolan-type


a hard-working, unskilled hockey player who can’t help but stink on the ice.
a: we should sign those scr-ppy wingers because they are nolan-type players.
b: yeah, if you want to lose out the rest of the season.

a: i am a terrible hockey player with no team. maybe coach nolan will take me if i can prove i am a nolan-type player.

“i suck at hockey.”
-perennial nolan-type player.

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