Noller’s Rules
“the preferred method of sleeping arrangements wherein two heteros-xual men are forced to share a bed for a night. both men are to strip completely nude and sleep facing apart, with their -n-ses touching. throughout the night, the two men must defecate, and in turn, redefecate into each others’ -n-ses, transferring the waste between themselves. by staying in this position throughout the entire night, they will have proven their heteros-xuality, and cannot be subject of ridicule regarding their s-xual preference.
“if you’re not gay, then you will follow noller’s rules”
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