Nombie
a noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.
mephostophiles: i’m so hungry i could punch you in the face.
belzebub: wow. whatever, nombie.
mr. bigglesworth: go eat some food, nombie.
any member of the anti-gay national organization for marriage, or nom; commonly used to describe anti-gay marriage trolls who may or may not be members of nom, but who infiltrate pro-equality message boards and blogs in order to propagate nom talking points.
“geez, the nombies have really taken over queerty’s comments section today!”
a person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. those attempting the atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. they can often be heard moaning for grains.
thing one: hey buddy, how’s that atkins diet treating you?
thing two: graaaaaaains….
samuel l jackson: i’m so hungry that i could demolish a denny’s right now…
keanu reeves: whoa… a nombie.
a zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.
the zombie was fast approaching me, so i grabbed my louisville slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, babe ruth style. that former zombie is now a nombie!
nombie, being a “head-bashed zombie”, can also refer to, in reality, a person who is somewhat dim-witted, slow, or possibly takes thing too literally, doesn’t get jokes, etc.
we were trying to explain the concept to dingledorf, but, he just didn’t get it. after 2 hours, we gave up. we started cracking jokes about him after that, in his presence, but it was cool, because he didn’t get that either! what a nombie!!!
derived from “nombie”, ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard …
… a “nombie” is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, p-ssive, apathetic, or bored.
n-gg- zombie
d-mn that knuckle draggin nombie just tried to eat my brain
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