Nomophobe
a nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. you know the people i mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. if they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. if they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like nero on steroids. when you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
nomophobe, a sad act constantly p-ssing about with a mobile phone.
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