non-alcoholic hangover
when you feel like cr-p, have a headache, and basically all other hangover “symptoms” without drinking
paying the price of getting wasted, without drinking alcohol
getting wasted, without getting wasted, and then having a hangover- because you partied that hard;]
girl: i have such a bad headache, and i feel totally dead. partied hard last night.
friend: drank a lot huh?
girl: no…i’m having a non-alcoholic hangover..it’s pretty ugly.
“i woke up this morning with a non-alcoholic hangover…and my mom thought i had drank last night. so i’m grounded. guess i can’t be the designated driver man”
a non-alcoholic hangover happens when someone has not eaten all day or has very foolishly consumed a large cup of coffee then taking a standard dose of dayquil, resulting in a headache that resembles a hangover.
john doe: i have such a throbbing headache.
jane doe: why?
john: i have a terrible cold and i took some medicine after i had my morning cup of coffee.
jane: you have a non-alcoholic hangover.
john: sure feels like one.
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