Non-Euclidean Vagina
a v-g-n- so distorted from a good f-cking that it no longer satisfies euclid’s parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric sp-ces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and minkowskian geometries.
“yeah bro, i wrecked that p-ssy so hard that for a given line l and a point a not on l, there was not exactly one line through a which did not intersect l.”
“nice dude, non-euclidean v-g-n-s are clutch as h-ll.”
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