non gay handjob
a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male’s p-n-s to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.
handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying h-m-s-xuality simply because by touching another man’s p-n-s you are indeed h-m-s-xual unless you’re a doctor.
dude a: “will you give me a ride home in a bit?”
dude b: “i will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way.”
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