non gay three way
when two men press their b-tts against each other, while a third man f-cks the crack between. since there’s no penetration, it’s not gay according to god.
the catholic priest liked to use the non gay three way with his alter boys to help get his jolly’s off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of god.
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