Non-Job
when guy can’t reach -rg-sm during the handjob or bl-wj-b.
mary was giving john a handjob but he didn’t -j-c-l-t- so it’s a nonjob.
non-job:
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
“no, that’s a total non-job, you want kids right? think about how they would feel?!”
“dude, i will never work there, nj, i would like to be a healer!”
” i almost took a non-job, what was i thinking? are you my friend or what?! tell me you got my back man?!”
“can’t do it, it’s an nj ..yeah don’t like to punish.”
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