non-lethal weapon


a false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a “weapon” not used to directly kill. unfortunately/fortunately, there is no such thing.
nerd/government official: this dusty stuff knocks out all of an area’s electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. not one death can be directly attributed to this.

gumba: -grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him-

you can’t arrest me, he said it himself. no death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

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