non-offensive swears
a moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.
this total idiot should be informed that ‘-rs-‘ is how brits, irish people etc say it. idiot.
when different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
example:
sh-t=shiat, shiet/sh-te, shiote
h-ll= heck
-ss= -rs-
b-tch= biotch, b–tch beeeaatch
b-st-rd= bastoard
f-ckin(g)= friggin, freakin, f–kin
f-ck= freak
d-mn= darn
suck= stink
oh my g-d!= oh, my goosh.
non-offensive way: oh, my goosh. he stuck his finger up chad’s -rs- and pulled out a lump of chad’s shiet. why the heck did he do that? i bet he’s a freakin b–tch.
translation: oh my g-d! he stuck his finger up chad’s -ss and pulled out a lump of chad’s sh-t! what the h-ll was he doing? i bet he’s a f-cking b-tch.
kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. why swear if you’re not going to p-ss people off?
“fudge, sugar, b-tt, witch, booke shields” just isn’t as good as “f-ck, sh-t, -ss, b-tch, barbara striesand”.
what people too religious to swear say.
he insulted her with non-offenisve swears.
comment submitted with request to delete: “i am a very religious person and i will tell you that i will swear.”
oh ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu……….nnnnnn!
miss goody2shoes to friend – “how naughty was that giggle giggle?”
for all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:
– instead of the “f” word, say “vuck,” which sounds very close.
– instead of the “s” word, say “shi,” but say it like ur about to put in the t but not.
if you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
“oh, vuck, i left my shi at home.”
frell: the scapespeak equivalent of another popular f-word. undoubtedly the most popular of the farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid scaper’s co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. according to farscape: the ill-strated companion, frell is a sebacean word. variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.
what the frell?!
your out of your frelling mind.
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