Non-pony province


ontario, as referenced in premier dalton mcguinty lamenting that he couldn’t give a pony to every resident child.
— did you hear what they’re saying on parliament hill to the newly arriving western caucus?

— no.

— why would you leave a pony province, to come to a non-pony province?! it doesn’t make any sense!!

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