Non-Reciprocating Tool


a completely self-absorbed, unaware “friend” (read: douche) that you do things for -all the time- that never returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they’re working or busy or just -can’t- for whatever reason–always an excuse–any time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you’ve done for them.
“my dad just died and i can’t find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. since i’ve watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while i go to my dad’s memorial service?”

non-reciprocating tool: “tomorrow? oh, no way. sorry. gotta work online and stuff. you know. busy and all. can’t. maybe next time.”

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